R.I.P

Rest in peace, Saul Bellow. I will always remember the small absurdities in The Actual and Ravelstein, the only work of your illustrious many that I have read, and liked. It was through your books that I learnt about American geography and its cultural idiosyncrasies. I will remember your brilliance and dignity. I hope you and Hunter have a great life wherever you are.

Rest in peace, Prince Ranier of Monaco. Your grandson is hot.

On a lighter note, an appendage to 'Signage? White board-age..'
Written on my neighbour, Georgia's door:

Georgia,
I found the nipple u lost and turned it in to lost and found. If u need it, that's where it is.
(written in what is obviously Marlboro 100s handwriting)

(written reply)
Thanks! I've been looking for it. $500,000 reward.

I wonder what Scott, the guy that comes to empty our trash every morning thinks of us. I should ask him one day.