Making it Fit Your Pocket

We have a little 'bistro' at the workplace. Our little 'bistro' is actually a glorified canteen. I wouldn't mind this beestro so much if its prices were more reasonable. I mean, if you're paying RM8 for a nasi goreng, it had damn well be the best nasi goreng to grace the plates of this earth. But it's not.

This particular bistro makes a mean calamansi (lime and plum juice). It's blended, and has a real lime kick to its asam companion. Today however, I noticed that they dropped in the lime whole. Into the blender, skin and all. Which wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that everything morning when I come into work there are lizard droppings on my desk. Which also means, that it is almost certain that there are lizard droppings in the fruit baskets too. Which also means that the possibility of a piece of lizard excrement stuck to the skin of the lime in the blender is also quite high....yummy.

There are many quirky people in the office that make working here a blast. As most of the people in this company fall within the age bracket of 20 - 35, we are all too lazy to communicate by mouth. Hence everyday I get e-mails such as:

" Is recce a REAL word?"

"I was walking in the foyer today, and I saw a male rat chasing a female rat...I just thought everyone should know..."

"you mean, the rats are procreating ah?" (different e-mail)

"yes. i think so." (different e-mail from different person)

"we should get pest control." (different e-mail from different person.)

I really don't have a problem getting to work early. :)



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